Zeus

Perhaps this suit of armor was meant only for the Gods. Worn at times by barbarian chieftains, the armor will increase the physical vitality and magical energy the wearer has at his disposal, but at a terrible cost. House plants have been known to score higher on intelligence tests than wearers of this armor. One would think that accidental death would surely follow such a precipitous loss of thought, yet the luck the armor bestows seems to prevent disaster. Often the wearer of the armor becomes so stupid he forgets to remove it. (Special Powers: +50 Hit Points, +50 Spell Points, +50 Luck, and -50 Intellect)