Когда пришло ишью про женщин в армии выбрал вариант "вай не женское это дело в армии служить, женщин должен сидеть дома и рожать джигит, да", в результате дали баннер за введение обязательной военной службы. :confused:
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Bizarre-looking creatures called 'dogdogs'
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Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
"Sure, cats might look cute and harmless to you," says retired hunting legend Tim Little, "but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a cat and he's never been the same since! So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!"
Я знаю, кто будет публично расстрелян сегодня вечером.
3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kittypink, cats are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
Внезапно упали права человека. Я что, правда расстреливаю всех, кто не любит кошек? Не, я не против, конечно... The Issue
A period of unprecedented peace and prosperity in Kittypink has seen your personal approval rate sky-rocket. Recently, a small but growing movement has emerged claiming that these general good times are the result of your divine favour, and are advocating that the people worship you as a god.
The Debate
"All hail the glorious Amelia Whiteclaw, giver of safety and wealth!" shouts Bill Woolf, the Prefect of the Cult of Divine Nationalism from atop a wooden crate in Catpaw Grand Plaza. "Are not the might and benevolence of the holy Amelia Whiteclaw manifest for all to see? Should we not respond in humble worship? Proclaim your divinity before all, O Great One, and your people shall listen!" This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
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