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"Let's not get hasty here," interrupts Major Burns while polishing his oakleaves and war medals. "Now these animals could be of use to the police here and overseas with our brave soldiers. There are plenty of jobs that simply aren't suited to our patriotic boys in uniform. Yes, plenty of dangerous jobs. It's not like these strays are going to be missed. And at least we'd be giving them hot meals and a dignified purpose!"

Вот отличный вариант для Коши.

рекс венторум ин э натшел

Норм баннерок.
Power the economy without mining

рекс венторум ин э натшел

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Да, пожалуй.

Небок запили полную противоположность Шампиньонам.

Не, не хочу.

Я "л" пропустил. Очень удивился твоему ответу.

Но у меня не полная противоположность.

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Еще совсем недавно у меня тоже было Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.

Ну, славно. Просто у меня все такие рудокопы, а у тебя напротив нулевой Mining )

Ну в этом смысле, и по некоторым другим показателям, да, противоположности.

Тем временем сраная Сиверфалия выкатывается из пучин сраной диктатуры.
Beached

Develop a compassionate populace in a nation with a good environment
Morning Calm

Achieve balance in all things

Сто лет .

The Issue

In a worldwide survey, it has been revealed that Kittypink's population has been graded 'dim' by international comparison.

The Debate

"These results are terrible!" wails Steffan du Pont, a concerned teacher. "Something has to be done, and done quickly, if anyone's going to take today's youth seriously. It's high time we started to promote our gifted children; it is they who are the ones that bring us forward! The rest of today's youth shouldn't worry though, a basic education should be enough for a factory worker."

"This is indeed a problem, and I believe it's a result of the social inequality in Kittypink," comments Robin Harishchandra, a well-known social reformer. "It is obvious that students from different social classes will score differently in the tests. We can't condemn all these kids to a life of inferiority because of a gifted minority. Instead we should make sure that everyone can follow the lessons! Lower the teaching level, so that even the less intellectually-orientated can keep up with the class. The nerds can always teach themselves; it would be unfair to provide them with extra funds after all."

"This is stupid, it would ruin our nation's population of skilled workers!" says Stan de Groot, a college professor. "There's never enough able-minded citizens for the more specialised careers. We must force our less-intelligent to learn! Get their noses right against the grindstone! Let's raise the bar a bit so even our best students have to sweat whilst learning! The others will of course be forced to learn even more to keep in touch, but that just shows them how real life works. To fund it, well, our defence budget is already too large, if you ask me."

Что-то для меня это сорта стульев. Последний вариант был бы идеален, если бы не урезали дефенс, упадёт ещё. А первые два не в моём духе.

The Issue

A recent broadsheet special on the children of other leaders in Peach Island has brought attention to the lack of children in your own residence. Mindful of your dipping approval, some of your advisors have begun to wonder if some popularity could be won back by having a kid or two.

The Debate

''This is a golden PR opportunity,'' exclaims Tim Parke, representing Moral Minority. ''Imagine: you'd be the wise family figure. Think how much the people will love your new baby. You'll be the epitome of family values leading everyone into domestic bliss. And think of the merchandising! I mean, think of the children."

Maxford University demographer and suspected eugenicist Al Falopian disagrees. "The fact is our nation is overflowing with young ne'er-do-wells. They commit more crimes, are more prone to rudeness, and, worst of all, are least likely to care about your good works, Holy Emperor. We have to send the message that we are going to do something about the troublesome demographics, and a good place to start is by you staying childless. And if we really want to crack down on population growth, we need to double down on border security too."

''Or how about adoption?'' schemes Falala Bronte, your PR expert. ''I could see you with a nice adopted Lilliputian boy and an adopted Maxtopian girl. It would look great in front of the cameras. You could be the most multicultural and tolerant leader in Peach Island! And if everyone follows your lead, the orphanages won't be nearly as dreary!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

А в Драккошкии вот...

You could be the most multicultural and tolerant leader

НТП взлетит до небес, готов поспорить.