Веселье

Кто такой один:
- Англичанин? Джентльмен.
- Грузин? Культ личности.
- Еврей? Кандидат медицинских наук.
- Немец? Воин.
- Русский? Алкоголик.
- Узбек? Дурак.
- Украинец? Хозяин.
- Француз? Любовник. Кто такие двое:
- Англичан? Бокс.
- Грузин? Массовый террор.
- Евреев? Чемпионат мира по шахматам.
- Немцев? Отряд.
- Русских? Драка.
- Узбеков? Два дурака.
- Украинцев? Партизанский отряд.
- Французов? Дуэль. Кто такие много:
- Англичан? Парламент.
- Грузин? Этого нам еще не хватало.
- Евреев? Союз Композиторов.
- Немцев? Война.
- Русских? Очередь в мавзолей.
- Узбеков? Узбекская часть Академии Наук...
- Украинцев? Партизанский отряд с предателем.
- Французов? Парижская коммуна.

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