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Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange chihuahua-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.

"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Gregory True, an angry farmer. "The chihuahua was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."