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"They've given up!" grumbles Max Christensen, ever the pessimist, "and I don't blame them. All these decisions, made with the best of intentions, and they always go wrong. From tax code reform to that incident with Brasilistan, nothing ever goes quite the way it should. Just give up, and let someone else call the shots for once."

"Nonsense!" trills the annoyingly chirpy Elizabeth Swift, pirouetting around your office. "There's just nothing left to fix. Yes, Leader, that's right. It's perfect. Edyia, Edyians, you. All perfect."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.