Сообщения от Имперский теневой отряд.

Го больше на некст, че вы... Не обязательно там высасывать из пальца идеал если ничего не идет, просто накидать привлекательных черт и всё... 

Когда отсылал своё, мне почему-то подумалось, что вот эту из того же альбома ты, Алекс, бы оценил очень хорошо:

Что делать, если меня не привлекает противоположный пол, собственный пол и даже гермафродиты?

Что делать, если меня не привлекает противоположный пол, собственный пол и даже гермафродиты?

Честно пытался вслушаться в текст, но мало что понял.

Well, I was stranded on a planet, just me and Spock
We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a mеtal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head!

Well, I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears, he said, "Captain, can't you see?
The ship is gonna blow, do something, I beseech!"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I said
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us
Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

I know he's just a child, and most think him a twit
But Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Just tell him: "shut up, Wesley," if he gets in your face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's VISOR and sing into Data's knees

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'Hadar

And what is with the Klingons? Remember, in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lamé
Now they look like heavy mеtal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddenly it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble slightly out of phase
Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

Well then they got a new show, and it's called Enterprise
And it takes place a hundred years before Kirk was alive
They say that it's a prequel, or so that's what it's called
It's such a bad idea you'd swear that Lucas was involved

They have a Vulcan female, but she's a nervous wreck
Her ass is sweet as Seven's only green, so what the heck
They're in the past but Klingons have those lobsters on their heads
I'm more confused than Wesley Crusher nude in Tasha's bed

Bonus verse!
Well it would seem a big wig up at Paramount
Must have felt the franchise was stale by all accounts
Cause he hired J. J. Abrams to give the thing a shove
I feared that he would mock and mangle everything I love

Well I went to the movie and there much to my shock
There were hunky models playing Kirk and Spock
Vulcan's been destroyed and the timeline has been crushed
So someone tell me why I love this film so fucking much

And I said
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us
Cause if we find we're in a bind
-we're totally screwed but never mind-
We'll pull something out of our behinds
What does God need with a starship?
We just make some shit up

Возможно, есть хорошие стихи у Есенина, хоть мне никогда его творчество не нравилось. 

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