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Конечно очень миленький вариантик, но, к сожалению, придется выбрать другой.

Following new legislation in Edyia, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.

А зачем они их пилят? И главное чем они их пилят? Лобзиком чтоли?

А мне подошёл, кстати. Написали, что преступники идут на смерть, сжимая любимого плюшевого мишку. :)

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The Issue

A hurricane recently devastated one of Edyia's island chains causing billions of crowns in damage and displacing millions of citizens. The national emergency services are doing their best to meet the needs of the crisis, but with the recent airplane ban, relief is taking much longer to come to those affected.

The Debate

"My house is gone, my neighborhood flooded, where's my government?" shouts disgruntled evacuee Brian Singh over the phone. "These islands are a thousand miles off the coast. We'll be waiting weeks for what limited resources our emergency services can provide with the few ships they have. I'll be lucky if I get a bottle of water. It's clear to me that the government didn't give a second thought to all the ramifications of banning airplanes, and now we, the citizens, are paying for it! If you have any compassion for the well-being of your people, you'll legalize air travel again and send help toot sweet!"

"Take a deep breath, Leader," advises your Minister of the Environment Pete Patel, "You smell that? That's clean air. And when was the last time you read about a terrorist taking over an airliner? Oh that's right; there hasn't been one since the ban. If anything, we should have stricter environmental standards on cars and ships. Listen, it's unfortunate that these people are having their relief delayed, but maybe that'll motivate them to adequately prepare next time. They decided to live in a hurricane zone after all."

"Obviously, we goofed," says your Minister of Transportation Elizabeth Spirit, "These sorts of humanitarian mess-ups shouldn't happen. But we shouldn't be willing to sacrifice all the benefits of the ban either. We should legalize air travel for government use only. That way necessary services won't be delayed, but we won't wreck our environment or endanger our nation. As an added bonus, you'll be able to go to international conferences without having to drive across the border to use Maxtopia's airports first."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

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Такой вчера дали когда полностью избавился от индустрии в показателе экономики Шенгкая.

Сезам, от этого пацифизм повышается если что